There are very few times in my life when I will admit that I hate being alone. Today is one of those rare occassions, I’m a pretty self sufficient person, independent and if you ask my friends they will tell you that I’m not particulary needy. However today I’m going to list the reasons why I hate being alone.
1) I hate taking out the trash
2) I hate making two trips from the car when I go grocery shopping
3) Cooking for one is incredibly frustrating
4) I can’t kill small bugs around the house because I’m too scared but I know if I don’t kill them they will spread their germs
5) Housework annoys me to no end and just once I’d like someone help pick up the slack
So there you go, all reasons why I hate being alone!
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July 31, 2007 at 6:50 am
frutzie
Does this mean you want a housemate? or a partner?
Because your advertisement is reading something like this:
Looking for man to take out rubbish, carry groceries, eat my cooking and kill bugs. P.s. I’m lazy and don’t like doing housework.